ritavonbees:

asgardreid:

cardozzza:

dannydanuselessstuff:

artaline:

human: *is heating up food*

alien: why are you doing that?

human: you see i want the particles in my food to vibrate at just the right frequency

Human: *is eating ice cream*

alien: wait you forgot to make that one vibrate!

human: well, you see, not with this food

This one is already vibrating at he desired frequency, but if it starts to vibrate at a higher frequency I lock it back in the cold box.

Human: *just reheated pizza in the oven*

Other human: *is eating a slice of the same pizza, but cold*

Alien: *exasperated sputtering*

Human: shots! shots! shots!

Alien: this liquid has negligible nutritional value and, furthermore, contains some molecules that I believe are poisonous to your species.

Human: …look, sometimes we just like to gather in social groups and disorient ourselves

sixpenceee:

The women of NASA

hundredsunny:

that’s it that’s the whole entire anime 

shaggyshwag:

private-hr:

#healthy

Wholesome

luffythekingofpirates:

nakama ♡

betweenthetights:

talking to trump supporters

gulabis:

“no homo” I whisper as I look at my garden of pea plants. The progeny had expressed a 1:2:1 ratio of genotypes. I am Gregor Mendel. 

yolandatheredpanda:

bubblegumbottom:

thesylverlining:

denimcatfish:

arkhane:

disney parade by ~joel27

Mulan… those are not Alice’s hips.

Woaahhh, Jasmine and Esmeralda are gettin it. i don’t think this is pg anymore kids

and mulan is just touching the boobs and staring at boobs

this is great

TOO FAR DOWN THE RABBIT HOLE

mowilleno:

by far one of the best ouran high english dub bloopers

fuckyeahdiomedes:

asearchforg-d:

academicssay:

Meanwhile on Twitter | https://twitter.com/mckellogs/status/811339472205910016

I would encourage this.

that’s fucking briliant

skywarddong:

candyredterezii:

somanycishets:

Today’s cishet character of the day is:

Tracer from Overwatch.

The blog is dead

sebandchris:

doctor: you only have 12 minutes left to live

me: